Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
Fuck my life
why is scott’s pain so amusing
because he’s a jerk
I really shouldn’t be laughing this hard, but I cannot stop.
Grant Imahara built an arc reactor with his bare hands. He cosplays as the Tenth Doctor. He built Geoffrey the Robot for Craig Ferguson. He competed in Battlebots. He worked at Lucasfilm and ILM and on upgrading R2 for the prequels.
A perfect person. And yes I typed that all up off the top of my head. Because I want to be Grant when I grow up.
Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me
^THIS!! Once again Matilda PWNs me at life.
(Source: thelostie)
why do I know every word
Remember when this commercial played every 2 seconds on Teennick?
I really want to know where this girl is now…
How in the world do I know this? I mean seriously it’s like they put it in my brain themselves. I can’t even recall what channel and when I saw this, but I just sang along!
(Source: 00sjams)
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
overconfidence-and-a-screwdriver:
Oh, look, the part where idiots stopped paying attention and thought Cap was racist.
Yeah, fuck you for that by the way.
Wait, how can this be construed as racist?
All right, get this. An alarming number of people must’ve missed the above exchange, so that when the part on the bottom two gifs happened, these same people came to the conclusion that Steve was “tipping” Fury as if he were a valet and drew racial undertones from this.
People are stupid.
How could people even think that? Fury is, like, the ONE person that Steve knows best. Who would tip someone that they already knew? Stupid people don’t know pay attention during movies.
(Source: castieltheunicorn)
